My Rules
- Advanced booking is greatly appreciated and highly recommended.
- The donation for our arrangement should be in an envelope and left in clear view for me to see upon my arrival. Never make me ask for it.
- The donations are for my time and companionship only and they are not negotiable.
- I will expect the remainder of my gift consideration to have been discreetly handed to me at the dinner table inside of a greeting card, on the envelope of which will be written "Gift for Holly." This should be tucked inside of a gift bag, book, or magazine for further discretion.* If this does not occur within 15 minutes of the commencement of our engagement, I will have to excuse myself and take leave of our table. Please don't make me have to do this. It embarrasses both of us and baffles the waiters. *I do not like receiving plain envelopes. This looks terribly obvious, and I consider it disrespectful.
